I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I currently don't understand fingers.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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