when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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