who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Do vagina's smell?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
so much tequila, so little girl.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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