Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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