I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
this hospital has no fireball
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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