i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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