**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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