i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
