And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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