I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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