I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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