so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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