Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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