Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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