My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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