: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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