we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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