so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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