I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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