He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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