Having a random hookup so left but love u
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
