HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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