Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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