And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm both gender and math confused
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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