Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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