i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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