Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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