Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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