Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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