dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You dont lie about slip and slides
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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