I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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