Banned from zoo.
Again?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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