Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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