that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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