i just google imaged poop.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
