I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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