my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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