Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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