Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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