i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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