Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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