I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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