Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Naked. naked and bneed help.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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