are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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