no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
this will be a night to untag.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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