just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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