Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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