"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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