we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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