cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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